Shelly was a good girl, she never left her daddy's side
She was a technodancaphobic, and every night inside she cried.
Becky was a bad girl, she never knew no right from wrong
And well they found her alone, her daddy left her at home
They looked round she was gone.
Yeah, yeah, cause they were banging on the back-seat all night long
Yeah, they were banging on the back-seat all night long
Sammy was a good boy, he never left his mummy's side,
He was an alcoholaphobic, and every night inside he cried.
Danny was a bad boy, he liked to kick and scream and shout
And on a Saturday night he got that feeling alright
He'd through his weight about.