Top marks for not trying
So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness,
We're grateful and so strangely comforted.
And I wonder, are you putting us under?
Because we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and tie combination
See you later innovator
Some want to kiss some want to kick you,
There's not a net you couldn't slip through
Or at least that's the impression I get,
Because you're smooth and
You're wet and she's not aware yet, but she's yours
She'll be saying use me,
Show me the Jacuzzi
I imagine that it's there on a plate
Your high rendezvous rate
Means that you'll never be frightened
To make them wait for a while
I doubt it's your style
Not to get what you set out to acquire,
The eyes are on fire you are the unforecasted storm.
Calm, collected and commanding,
You leave the other stories standing
With your renditions and jokes
Bet there's hundreds of blokes
That have wept because you've stolen their thunder.