I'd Like To Introduce Myself, I'm Nicholas Foster 
I'm Not The Best Looking Guy You'll Find 
But I Enjoy Camel Reds And A Good Piece Of Bocelli 
And When I've Had A Few Too Many, I Do Things I Regret 
So I Walked Over To The Bar To Meet My Friend 
Yup, That's Mikey, Pint In Hand, Looking For Any Mischief He Can Find 
And I Knew I Shouldn't, But Temptation Got The Best Of Me 
Why Do I Do All These Things To Hurt You? 
It's A Lie, Nonsense, He's Full Of Shit 
Mother Fucker Would Be Lucky If He Could Find His Dick 
I Was Gonna Let It Slide, Turn The Other Cheek 
But I Overheard The Bastard As He Started To Speak 
She Was Foster's Once, But Now She's Mine 
And That Poor Old Fuck, He Doesn't Even Have A Clue> 
I'm Going To Kill Him 
Followed The Fuck, As He Went To Take A Piss 
Crept Into The Alley, Fingers Turned To Fists 
Stayed Silent, Put My Hands Around His Neck 
Looked Into His Face And Sunk The Glass Into His Breast 
A Surge Of Blood, A Moment Passed, I Couldn't Think, I Couldn't Move 
With Every Second Waiting There Was Something They Could Prove 
Smiled, Felt Relief As His Breath Became Shy 
His Body Lay Limp, I Had Taken His Life 
No, No, No 
So I Woke Up Like It Was Any Other Sunday 
Had A Cup Of Black Coffee, Read The Paper, And Had One Of My Favorite Fags 
Felt Right As Rain Until The Phone Rang 
Hello 
Who's This? 
Oh, Officer Sloan 
I Was, Uh 
No I Wasn't There Actually.. 
Um, Ray Wells Ray Wells, Doesn't Ring Any Bells 
The 31st, I Was Out Of Town, Yeah, That's Right 
On Business In Fact, Ya See I Was With My Bird, We're In Love