There's this girl I don't know
 Comes by every year or so
 And if I get the mail before my mom
 Then I will stay out of trouble
 She'll change every year
 Even pretty without beer
 She doesn't care about my hair
 My car, my tiny pee pee
 In the mirror
 Whoo, yeah
 She's finally here
 Whoo, yeah
 Comes one time a year
 Whoo, yeah
 She's finally here
 Whoo, yeah
 My Playmate of the Year
 She moves me
 She makes me grow
 I'm so happy and boy does it show
 Now she's going to my head
 I'm gonna make this milky clear
 You're my Playmate of the Year
 Hello how are you
 It's great to see you too
 Let's grab a sock
 It's time to rock
 And afterwards
 You never want to talk
 We always agree
 Who's in charge here is me
 We never fight
 You know I'm right
 It's always straight between you and me
 Let me go down on this girl for a day
 We can play spin the bottle
 Everyone can hear her say
 That I was the best that she's ever had
 She could be my playmate
 And she could call me Dad
 Whoo yeah.....